No, Vodka For You

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alcohol,booze,do not want,no,terrible,vodka,whiskey
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What do Cee-Lo Green, Bedhead and Blonde Asian have in common? They have no taste. Leave my whiskey alone!

Vodka Latkes

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Aren't they just hash browns? Yes, yes they are.

Electric Vomit

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alcohol,booze,jimi hendrix,vodka
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Just remember to sleep on your side, you don't want to end up like Jimi there. Posthumously shilling crappy vodka, that is.

Drink My Calories

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alcohol,booze,cake,red velvet,rich,vodka
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Can I get a butter float and a milkshake back with this?

Drinkable Dessert

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booze,cupcake,dessert,flavor,sweet,vodka
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When you're worried about calories and can't decide whether to have dessert AND a drink, you can just order your dessert liquefied.

Watermelon Brain

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booze,brain,carved,fruits-veggies,spodi,vodka,watermelon
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I can't think straight, it feels like a bunch of frat guys soaked my brain in vodka.

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