What do Cee-Lo Green, Bedhead and Blonde Asian have in common? They have no taste. Leave my whiskey alone!

Aren't they just hash browns? Yes, yes they are.

Just remember to sleep on your side, you don't want to end up like Jimi there. Posthumously shilling crappy vodka, that is.

Dude, let him out, he's freezing!

Can I get a butter float and a milkshake back with this?

When you're worried about calories and can't decide whether to have dessert AND a drink, you can just order your dessert liquefied.

I can't think straight, it feels like a bunch of frat guys soaked my brain in vodka.