Let's just hope the marriage isn't a lie as well.

Build me a breakfast fortress, will ya?

What a frustrating and addictively delicious game. I'll just take one square thanks.

Hey, in France they eat horse, don't they?

Gamers rejoice! You don't have to waste time during breakfast not thinking about Portal!

Here's a hint to make this cake even better, cross it with Alien and make Mario burst out of a chest. You're welcome.

You smug, crown-wearing bastard, you are going DOWN!