This thing is impossible to walk in. I'll have a big ol' salad and be on my miniskirted way.
Not all dresses are edible, sadly.
I've made it this far, maybe they'll have mercy and just let me rot and throw me away instead of eating me like my brothers.
If only this itty bitty meat stick were edible! Heck, I'd eat the quarter too!
Check out that blonde over there. I'd take a bite out of that.
The way these fruits and veggies are clearly screaming to be spared their inevitable delicious demise really touches me. Let's all become breatharians!
I hope those noodles are al dente or Chewy won't be chewy enough.
I see green peppers in there, crap indeed!
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