Alterations Made Simple

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Alterations Made Simple
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This thing is impossible to walk in. I'll have a big ol' salad and be on my miniskirted way.

Not all dresses are edible, sadly.

Leftovers' Lament

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Leftovers' Lament
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I've made it this far, maybe they'll have mercy and just let me rot and throw me away instead of eating me like my brothers.

World's Smallest Kebab

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World's Smallest Kebab
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If only this itty bitty meat stick were edible! Heck, I'd eat the quarter too!

Cabbage Pinups

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Cabbage Pinups
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Check out that blonde over there. I'd take a bite out of that.

This Turnip Has No Rhythm

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The way these fruits and veggies are clearly screaming to be spared their inevitable delicious demise really touches me. Let's all become breatharians!

Chewbacca Noodles

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Chewbacca Noodles
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I hope those noodles are al dente or Chewy won't be chewy enough.