Spicy Vegetarian Chicken

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Spicy Vegetarian Chicken
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I need more protein than this carrot-beaked, spicy-feathered fool can provide.

I'll Take a Small Side Salad

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I'll Take a Small Side Salad
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Don't want to spoil my appetite for the giant steak to come.

Veggie Tears

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Veggie Tears
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He must have gotten really cut up. They never even liked the guy.

Pizza Sleeping Bag

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Pizza Sleeping Bag
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That's right girl, you snuggle that broccoli! You squeeze it right up!

Onion Root Fingers are Worthless

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Onion Root Fingers are Worthless
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My hair is out of control and my hands just aren't up to it.

Keep Those Knives Sharp!

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Keep Those Knives Sharp!
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It's good to always put a little bit of yourself into your culinary creations.