I need more protein than this carrot-beaked, spicy-feathered fool can provide.
Don't want to spoil my appetite for the giant steak to come.
He must have gotten really cut up. They never even liked the guy.
That's right girl, you snuggle that broccoli! You squeeze it right up!
My hair is out of control and my hands just aren't up to it.
How dare you leave the butter off my steak!
It's good to always put a little bit of yourself into your culinary creations.
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