You don't spell it son, you eat it!
You thought that last burger was expensive? This one costs $666! The douche burger is so named because really, who would pay that for a burger other than a douchebag?
These melons are clearly yearning to run free. Just let them go. If it was meant to be, they'll come back to you one day.
I'll take mine with extra hair product and self-loathing.
Hey little ones, you like ice cream? You like vans? Have I ever got the cake for you!
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