I can hear the crinkly paper cups and smell the butter from here.
Black magic! I wonder how much free food he gets by distracting the employees?
Ooooh fish, you looking so fine today.
Maybe it'll improve your stank breath. Thank me later.
Ooh look, now my whisky is watered down! Neat!
You can't make a decent omelet with these damn things. Oh well, cake for breakfast it is!
Here you go, kiddo! Don't let your dog get to that one.
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