My sandwich just asked me if I wanna make out.
How disturbing is it that I want to eat her ham tongue?
Pretty much the opposite of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p37wdcxpNt0
Moar gifs here!
That reminds me, I'll also take a pound of tongue, thinly sliced.
So if I eat the hot dog am I basically making out with one of these scary little dudes? Can I have a couple beers first?
Please for the love of all that is holy, this is not for children!
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