Crystallize Everything!

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Crystallize Everything!
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Because the one thing that I always find is missing from my cooking is ketchup, but, you know, dry.

More Hallucinogens, Please

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More Hallucinogens, Please
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Don't mess with me with your cute little egg and tomato mushrooms. When I'm ready to get effed up, you better deliver.

Bulgarian Shopska Salad House

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Bulgarian Shopska Salad House
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On an island of tomatoes, one man was enterprising enough to build a life.

Kitty Hates Kitty

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Kitty Hates Kitty
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It is well documented that cats absolutely despise citrus fruits. No wonder he looks so grumpy.

Sammich Coasters

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Sammich Coasters
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It's a pain to pick up your beer and have a piece of real cheese stuck to the bottom. Cardboard cheese is much better, thanks.