Because the one thing that I always find is missing from my cooking is ketchup, but, you know, dry.
Don't mess with me with your cute little egg and tomato mushrooms. When I'm ready to get effed up, you better deliver.
On an island of tomatoes, one man was enterprising enough to build a life.
It is well documented that cats absolutely despise citrus fruits. No wonder he looks so grumpy.
It's a pain to pick up your beer and have a piece of real cheese stuck to the bottom. Cardboard cheese is much better, thanks.
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