Consequences will never be the same.
I know that feel sister. I just hope you got your purse out of the way first.
Don't clog up the plumbing with your crappy food.
Good thing you brought some reading material in there, sister. It's gonna be a long night.
When you've only got about an ounce left in each bottle in your liquor cabinet you mix it all together, invite a couple friends over and drink it out of these. Nothing better than the best!
Let's be honest here, that's where it all ends up anyway.
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