Sandwich Sleeping Bag

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Sandwich Sleeping Bag
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It's like a Hot Pocket crisper sleeve but it's made to hold a pol of melted cheese in your toaster!

Bread, Get Away From There!

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Bread, Get Away From There!
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You are bread, not a toaster, you can't make toast!

Toast Toaster

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Toast Toaster
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Your toast is trying to tell you to adjust your settings!

Least Efficient Toaster Ever

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Least Efficient Toaster Ever
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Takes up as much room as a regular toaster, toasts a quarter the amount of bread.