Perhaps you'd like to try a nice Jawa fricassee?
You are bread, not a toaster, you can't make toast!
Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, CHANEL?
Maybe she'll emerge with some sweet macaroni jewelry!
Whatever, I can crack eggs in mid-air and scramble them before they hit the pan.
Moar gifs over here!
Your toast is trying to tell you to adjust your settings!
A quick bite before I go.
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