Perhaps you'd like to try a nice Jawa fricassee?

You are bread, not a toaster, you can't make toast!

Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, CHANEL?

Maybe she'll emerge with some sweet macaroni jewelry!

Whatever, I can crack eggs in mid-air and scramble them before they hit the pan.

Moar gifs over here!

Your toast is trying to tell you to adjust your settings!

A quick bite before I go.