If only this itty bitty meat stick were edible! Heck, I'd eat the quarter too!
Stop mocking me with your giant hands!
I might as well just eat my fingernail. It's less work and more food.
Your pathetic single bite sized dessert is rightfully mocking you.
Gulliver, in every iteration, is just a big galoot.
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