He WILL recount those fries and if there are 86, someone is going to pay!
I'll do it! I will! Don't test me! Keep your nasty Triscuits, I want Cheez-Its!
You will eat it and you will like it and you will post it on the internet.
Do you think they'd let a bunch of carrots through TSA?
You don't scare me! Now get knife involved and I might be persuaded.
Okay so it's a knuckle burger, but hey, a burger is a sandwich too!
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