Liquid cake is the best cake!
Boozy margarita lime jello shots anyone? I brought plenty!
Sharing a salt shaker is like sharing needles. Get hammered responsibly.
You can learn a lot about a person by what they have in their fridge. Click the link below for more voyeuristic fun.
If it can get me drunk it's totally worth it. If not, keep your high-falutin ice stick to yourself. That's pretty much my overarching life philosophy.
WARNING! Hot girl on girl bacon action!