Tequila Spoils Quickly

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booze,cake,drunk,recipe,tequila
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Liquid cake is the best cake!

Happy Cinco de Drinko!

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booze,jello shots,lime,margarita,salt,tequila
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Boozy margarita lime jello shots anyone? I brought plenty!

Sanitary Tequila Shots

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Sharing a salt shaker is like sharing needles. Get hammered responsibly.

Consider Your Priorities Straightened

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You can learn a lot about a person by what they have in their fridge. Click the link below for more voyeuristic fun.

$1000 Popsicle

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If it can get me drunk it's totally worth it. If not, keep your high-falutin ice stick to yourself. That's pretty much my overarching life philosophy.

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