Champagne Drunk

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Champagne Drunk
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Maybe if you lick it up you can keep your buzz going!

Burgercopia

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Burgercopia
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This horn of plenty is providing me with plenty of the only thing I need. Screw squash and corn!

Angry Burgers!

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Angry Burgers!
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You smug, crown-wearing bastard, you are going DOWN!

Early Show: Warhol Burger

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Warhol was way ahead of Web 2.0. This is practically a video tweet. "I just ate a burger. Not enough ketchup lol!"

Late Show: The Future!

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So wait, I'll still have to walk all the way to the microwave AND it will be on a wasteful paper plate? I want the past back, plz.

I've Got Your Noble Meat Right Here

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I've Got Your Noble Meat Right Here
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I would have swapped the position of "mixed" and "gamey" meats, but I won't complain as long as my freezer is full of some form of animal.

Battery Salt and Pepper

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Battery Salt and Pepper
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Well seasoned food is power, never forget that, kids.