Maybe if you lick it up you can keep your buzz going!

This horn of plenty is providing me with plenty of the only thing I need. Screw squash and corn!

You smug, crown-wearing bastard, you are going DOWN!

Warhol was way ahead of Web 2.0. This is practically a video tweet. "I just ate a burger. Not enough ketchup lol!"

So wait, I'll still have to walk all the way to the microwave AND it will be on a wasteful paper plate? I want the past back, plz.

I would have swapped the position of "mixed" and "gamey" meats, but I won't complain as long as my freezer is full of some form of animal.

Well seasoned food is power, never forget that, kids.