I'm on a Diet

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cookies,diet,miniature,sweets,tiny
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I can only eat foods that will fit on the end of my finger. Here's hoping I don't eat my finger.

But Could It Deter Invading Hordes?

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136,000 calories of dramatic music and unintelligible adolescent mumbling.

Dip It Quick!

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asian,baskin robbins,cake,chocolate,fondue,fruit,ic cream,sweets
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Those ice cream balls won't have a chance to melt in the chocolate when my piggy family is around. Sweets ahoy!

Ice Cream Burger

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bun,burger,cheese,chocolate,ice cream,melon,strawberry,sweets
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At BBQs I eat burgers, burgers and burgers. It's nice to have some variety.

Gamer Snacks

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cake pops,controller,gamer,gaming,nerdy,sweets,video games,xbox
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With those giant hands, she'd be terrible at Call of Duty. Keep it in the kitchen, sweetheart!

Meatball Gum

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candy,gum,meatball,mustache,sweets
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These look like the perfect device for shredding the inside of my mouth to ribbons. Delicious!

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