I'm on a Diet

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I'm on a Diet
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I can only eat foods that will fit on the end of my finger. Here's hoping I don't eat my finger.

But Could It Deter Invading Hordes?

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136,000 calories of dramatic music and unintelligible adolescent mumbling.

Dip It Quick!

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Dip It Quick!
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Those ice cream balls won't have a chance to melt in the chocolate when my piggy family is around. Sweets ahoy!

Ice Cream Burger

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Ice Cream Burger
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At BBQs I eat burgers, burgers and burgers. It's nice to have some variety.

Gamer Snacks

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Gamer Snacks
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With those giant hands, she'd be terrible at Call of Duty. Keep it in the kitchen, sweetheart!

Meatball Gum

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Meatball Gum
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These look like the perfect device for shredding the inside of my mouth to ribbons. Delicious!