Bacon is already like the pork equivalent of candy.
Ugh, tastes too much like innocence and crayons. I'll take a scoop of Zabalone please.
Watch that drawbridge, you might spring a pudding leak.
Hey man, there's something out there for everyone. Think of it as a salty/sweet combo!
I should start taking my paycheck in the form of cones full of miniature donuts. I'm sure payroll would be thrilled.
There are times when choosing between cookies and pizza is just too much of a challenge.
What's the sweetest gift a zombie could give to the zombie of their dreams? The freshest brain. Aw. Love.
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