Sugar Shock to the Extreme

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Which would you rather have: a sugar coma or mercury poisoning?

Periodic Table of NOMS

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Periodic Table of NOMS
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I think I'm going to give up on my dreams of being a chemist. Science makes you fat.

Your Mustache Tastes Like Tab

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Your Mustache Tastes Like Tab
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Now I realize why I love Ron Swanson so much, I just want to lick that mustache. I bet it tastes like beef.

Mars Ball

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Mars Ball
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It's like a big ol' pile of diabeetus!