Which would you rather have: a sugar coma or mercury poisoning?
I think I'm going to give up on my dreams of being a chemist. Science makes you fat.
Now I realize why I love Ron Swanson so much, I just want to lick that mustache. I bet it tastes like beef.
Breakfast, dessert, what's the difference right?
Transformers love a good molten core.
If you ask me, gaytimes look like pretty fun times!
It's like a big ol' pile of diabeetus!
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