Nacho Cupcakes

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Nacho Cupcakes
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When you're expecting nacho cheese and you get frosting, no matter how delicious that frosting may be, it's gonna freak you out.

Don't Eat the Cats

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Don't Eat the Cats
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Do they taste like mildew, cigarettes, old potpourri and cat pee like my great aunt's house smells?

This Cake is a Lie

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This Cake is a Lie
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To be honest, I'd prefer blueberries to olives on a pizza anyway.

Not Enough Salt n Pepa

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Plz send me all the fancy sweets before my New Year's diet goes into effect.

Suck on That, Horse!

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Suck on That, Horse!
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What? There's no innuendo here, I swear. Just suck on this horn.

Stuff Rich People Eat: Gold Lix

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Stuff Rich People Eat: Gold Lix
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You've got a little gold leaf in your teeth there, bro.