I hope that potato looking dude is really just a potato on a stick.
That Slimer cookie is clearly not to be trusted. Do not consume!
You better hope you haven't eaten any pork lately or there's gonna be a hell of a battle in your belly.
My brain can't handle the recursive nature of this snack so I'm just gonna close my eyes and eat it.
Inhaling vapor that tastes like pancakes: genius or saddest day ever?
Sure sharpening a wooden pencil over your mac n cheese may seem like a good idea for more fiber but trust me, leave it alone.
Do you think it's possible to pack a whole bunch of MSG into a cake to make it even more like the fake Chinese food it portrays?