I was sure Delilah was going to take it all. What a shocker!
Are you sure those little olive helmets will protect them from my giant chip from the sky?
Beer hand is the most important hand. Plus, he's saving the environment by not wasting a stack of napkins!
Turn your back for five minutes to watch the game and she'll eat all your pizza. I warned you not to invite her, dude.
Very clever, Tiny Alpaca! But you're still not invited to my Sooper Bowl party.
Eat the goalposts first to keep rivalries out of gluttony and in the betting pool.
I'd like to slap a few slices of ham between a couple of these, dip it in batter, deep fry it and cover it in cheese sauce. Yeah that should do it.
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