These are not the cupcakes you're looking for. Wait, yes they are! OM NOM NOM NOM!

Which would you rather have: a sugar coma or mercury poisoning?

Your poor decision making skills are now moot. Thank goodness.

John has an eating disorder and a lack of willpower.

Ever wonder what magnified cake sprinkles look like? Here you go! Like normal sprinkles only way bigger!

Now that's how you celebrate Gay Pride! Rainbow sugar overload FTW!

It's wise to just get those pesky baby teeth out of the way as early as possible.