Hush Little Tater

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Hush Little Tater
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Bless their starchy little hearts.

All Hail Mayonnaise

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All Hail Mayonnaise
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The Japanese do not take mayonnaise worship lightly.

By What Parameters?

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By What Parameters?
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Relatively, I suppose you've got one up on the Heart Attack Cafe but I think some self-evaluation is in order.

Sweet Fizzy Love

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Sweet Fizzy Love
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I love you, caffeine addiction. Be mine for always.

Poor Tigers

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Poor Tigers
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Learn your wild animal patterns already. I mean REALLY!

Now That's Just Not Polite

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Now That's Just Not Polite
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I can't say Pop Tarts make you smarter or anything, but this was really a lapse in judgment right here.