Dude, Get a Haircut.

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Dude, Get a Haircut.
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I also know a cosmetic dentist who can take care of that chiclet thing you've got going on.

Late Show: Grilling Steak Without a Grill

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If you've never seen Masao cook before, you're in for a real treat! So creative, so inventive! So vomit-inducing! There are a few swears in here so beware, but it's pretty tame other than the shot of the toilet. gag

Daily Cake: Smoky Porterhouse

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Daily Cake: Smoky Porterhouse
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I like mine rare, can I get a little extra raspberry filling?

It's What's For Dinnhuurrrrrr

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It's What's For Dinnhuurrrrrr
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Hey derpsteak, wipe that drool off your chin, dummy!

Oh Boy, I'm STUFFED!

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Oh Boy, I'm STUFFED!
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Last thing I look at before I go to sleep is my ham pillow to ensure sweet, meaty dreams.