Yoda Fortune Cookie

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Yoda Fortune Cookie
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This could really apply to any situation. Just use the force, it's multipurpose.

Send it Back

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Send it Back
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Excuse me waiter, this burger is a little too chewy.

Wampa Has Feelings

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Wampa Has Feelings
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Don't discount the emotional range of a predatory killer. They can feel both hungry AND angry!

Juicy Jawas Right Off the Grill

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Juicy Jawas Right Off the Grill
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What Jawas and hamburger-lovers have in common is that they both like random parts.

A Truce For Your Birthday

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A Truce For Your Birthday
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You better eat those cupcakes carefully, the moment the ranks are uneven war is breaking out.

Carbonite Crunch

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Carbonite Crunch
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File this away in the please-please-please-make-this-for-real file.

I Sense a Disturbance in the Fruit

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I Sense a Disturbance in the Fruit
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Later on in the night we'll pack the sucker with m-80s and re-enact Luke's triumphant hit.