Your friendly neighborhood Spiderman is always looking out for you, even at lunch.

Oatmeal, ice cream bars and baklava are particularly delicious when they're spicier.

I love Sriracha as much as the next guy, believe me. But you'll never catch me in a limo with a guy in a chicken suit and a glass of the stuff. Not outside of Vegas anyway.

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