What a Jerk

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fries,snack,squirrel,steal,thief
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I didn't pay good money for these fries just to give them up to adorable freeloaders!

Rabid Squirrel Cookie

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animal crackers,blod,cookies,crazy,massacre,murder,rabid,squirrel
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Rabid or zombie Does it matter either way? Both will bite your face.

Thanks for the haiku, submitter!

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