Pervy Soup

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Pervy Soup
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Don't waggle your eyebrows at me, mister! I'll get HR involved and then where will you be?

Deadly Vices

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Deadly Vices
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MSG, nicotine, either way, it'll kill ya!

Midday Snack: Big Ass Bug Soup

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Midday Snack: Big Ass Bug Soup
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Waiter, someone slipped some pesky noodles into my scary effing bug soup.

(Ice) Cream of Mushroom

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(Ice) Cream of Mushroom
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You want creamy, rich goodness? Soup concentrate can't fail!

Noodle Bowl

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Noodle Bowl
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It's really, truly, seriously time to do some dishes.

The Horror

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The Horror
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They know, they KNOW! Eat them fast before they can process what is happening!