Don't waggle your eyebrows at me, mister! I'll get HR involved and then where will you be?

MSG, nicotine, either way, it'll kill ya!

Waiter, someone slipped some pesky noodles into my scary effing bug soup.

You want creamy, rich goodness? Soup concentrate can't fail!

Funny Food Photos - Rahmen Emanuel

It's really, truly, seriously time to do some dishes.

They know, they KNOW! Eat them fast before they can process what is happening!