You heard the man, get some!

Your brain has been infected. Resistance is futile. You're welcome.

Lay it down man, let's discuss that bass.

I make much better snacks than what you can get at a gas station, trust me. I just want you to propose with that amazing dog!

I love Sriracha as much as the next guy, believe me. But you'll never catch me in a limo with a guy in a chicken suit and a glass of the stuff. Not outside of Vegas anyway.

This Taco Bell employee wins the award for most accurate order taking ever.