It's wise to just get those pesky baby teeth out of the way as early as possible.

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Because swallowing with my own muscles is just too much work.

To paraphrase: "That was nasty, two thumbs up!" It's pretty much the equivalent to "This smells so gross, smell it!"

The secrets of the head rush.

Each one laced with a different mind-altering and dangerous drug!

Don't worry, it's only a handful of calories.