Strawberry Milk Soda

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Strawberry Milk Soda
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The first thing that comes to mind when I think "strawberry milk" certainly isn't carbonation. Leave it to the Japanese to gross me out with just a simple flavor choice.

Walk it Off, Son

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Three miles to walk off a soda? I'm gonna have to walk from Seattle to Brooklyn to walk off the large pizza I just finished.

Lazy Bones Like a Boss

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Lazy Bones Like a Boss
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You're industrious enough to rig up a complicated drinking apparatus, but too lazy to close the curtains to cut down on screen glare? Amateur.

A Man Has Needs!

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A Man Has Needs!
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It would behoove you to refrain from disturbing a man in the midst of his afternoon snack.

Mystery Soda Machine

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Mystery Soda Machine
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Ooh I hope I get a crappy celery soda or a cream soda!

Diet Dynasty

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Diet Dynasty
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Ming soda cans: Significantly more affordable than vases.