My favorite!

I mean, it's not like you're gonna die if you eat a couple snickers, but anyone who can choke down two in one sitting has a pretty good head start.

This is a good way to scare me into growing my own food and living off the land like a damn hippie.

Via: NY Mag http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/10/snickershascreatedaterrify.html