Are you a dapper gent? A sleuthy detective? A smooth criminal? There is a cookie for you!
Beef jerky potato chips or hot dog potato chips? Who ya got?
Oh eating, why you so entertaining?
Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, CHANEL?
I make much better snacks than what you can get at a gas station, trust me. I just want you to propose with that amazing dog!
So now I'm sitting in traffic being forced to endure corporate advertising like a prisoner. At least now I have something to pee into.
Considering that some people love their pets more than people I'd say this is pretty generous.