So Many Ants at This Picnic

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So Many Ants at This Picnic
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Maybe if I make a giant uber-ant it will scare all the real ants away. That or they'll eat it.

Finally a Reason Boneless Hotwings Exist

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Finally a Reason Boneless Hotwings Exist
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I've always thought boneless hotwings were ridiculous, but making a taco out of them with a pizza as a shell is pretty genius.

MULTISNACK!

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MULTISNACK!
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I know that any time I find myself with two pizzas and a crapload of ground beef and cheese I think: SANDWICH! I love snacktime!

Sweet Death

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Sweet Death
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Hey look, assisted suicide for kids!

Big Kat

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Big Kat
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Not to be confused with Big Cat, the guy who sits next to me at the office who would probably shank you for this Big Kat.

The World's Largest Pig in a Blanket

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The World's Largest Pig in a Blanket
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I love cocktail parties with gigantic hors d'oeuvres. No one wants your tiny weenies!