Raw tuna or watermelon? Willing to gamble?

I like my snacks with big, snappy claws!

It's true, if you don't like burgers in every possible form, you can't have a job here.

I should start taking my paycheck in the form of cones full of miniature donuts. I'm sure payroll would be thrilled.

Is that a shot of espresso in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

This vinyl resurgence is getting out of hand.

There are balls for kicking, balls for eating and this mystery jar of eggs? Cheese? What on earth IS that?