Flawless logic! And now I'm hungry.
You'll have my taco plate when you pry it from my cold dead hands.
I'd bite the bottom off first and suck out all the syrup. Yum, chicken juice!
Sure, warming a slice of pizza over a toaster is a great idea, if you're the kind of fool who doesn't realize that cold pizza is where it's at.
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