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You'll have my taco plate when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

chicken,cone,delicious,genius,smart,syrup,waffle
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I'd bite the bottom off first and suck out all the syrup. Yum, chicken juice!

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Sure, warming a slice of pizza over a toaster is a great idea, if you're the kind of fool who doesn't realize that cold pizza is where it's at.

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