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A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the ass. Let's not kid ourselves here.

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Okay I get it, you don't like crust! You're never eating pizza with me again.

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Oh good, now all the grease will just run right off the edge of the plate! Brilliant!

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Surprisingly, I'm managing to stay satisfied with this meager portion.

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He can put together a charcuterie plate in less than two minutes. Best investment of our whole wedding!