Grease Up Your Neck

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Grease Up Your Neck
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Don't let that thing get caught in the spokes of your bike, beheading by pizza is a gruesome way to go.

Iron Man Shwarma

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Iron Man Shwarma
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Extra babaganouj please! And keep your swarthy beard hairs out of it this time!

It's Lonely Being a Cake

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It's Lonely Being a Cake
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Baby, we just don't fit together. Even together we're just so lonely.

Serious Pizza is Serious

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Serious Pizza is Serious
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You know when it takes multiple plates to hold your slice that this pizza is not messing around.

It's Just So Unfair

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It's Just So Unfair
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Where did I go wrong? Why didn't I take that trip to the Poconos with Rebecca when I had the chance? Is this all there is?