Left in the drawer to shrivel and die. What a sad fate.
Don't let that thing get caught in the spokes of your bike, beheading by pizza is a gruesome way to go.
Extra babaganouj please! And keep your swarthy beard hairs out of it this time!
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Baby, we just don't fit together. Even together we're just so lonely.
You know when it takes multiple plates to hold your slice that this pizza is not messing around.
Where did I go wrong? Why didn't I take that trip to the Poconos with Rebecca when I had the chance? Is this all there is?
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