Sneaker Burger by Berliti

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Sneaker Burger by Berliti
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Ground beef provides a great cushion if you've got a bad back.

You're a Hero, I'll Carve You Into a Block of Cheese

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You're a Hero, I'll Carve You Into a Block of Cheese
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This is how I would like all the milestones in my life to be honored from now on.

Meatface Bieber

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Meatface Bieber
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Don't tell me you haven't considered pounding his face into ground meat.

Get more Bieber fever over here!

Sweet Sorrow

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Sweet Sorrow
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Such a fluffy confection, such a sad existence. Oh the irony.

Crackle-Henge

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Crackle-Henge
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When you leave them alone in the cupboard with the moths, it's inevitable that they'll eventually start creating their own cultural mythology.

Dita Von Cheese

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Dita Von Cheese
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Those hot stage lights are a serious liability when you've got such a low melting temperature.