Doesn't all lager come with at least a modicum of contempt?

I don't know what a Deathwing is but I think I know enough now to know that WoW is probably a terrifying place.

It's an army of creepy vacant smiles and cough-inducing powdered sugar. RUN!

I hate marzipan but I'd eat it as fast as possible to spare myself the horror of looking at this giant pig any longer.

I can't handle the pressure! You do it! I'll be back in a minute.

Sure it's "food" as long as there's someone willing to choke it down for our entertainment and disgust.

There's a spider on my perfectly good finger cookies!