On one hand I love a good animated cake, on the other hand OMFG KILL IT!

Do you have any mongoose mortadella?

Abort your breakfast plans.

The beady chocolate eyes will haunt my dreamscape for years.

That guy is clearly up to something. I'd say toss the whole thing in the garbage disposal.

If you had just added milk none of this would have happened.

I need the coffee to wake me up from the inside, not scare me awake with its terrifying face.