Sure, Water...

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Sure, Water...
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Only one of these can get you possibly in trouble with the law. All of them can make a bystander audibly gag in public.

KABOOM! You Just Puked!

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KABOOM! You Just Puked!
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Clown, get my breakfast away from your foot! Also stop being so creepy!

Nightmares For Breakfast

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Nightmares For Breakfast
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Shut your terrifying blue mouth and stop trying to roofie me.

Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me

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Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me
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By Kevin Parks
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But not if I eat them first!

I Love You, Sugar!

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I Love You, Sugar!
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I'll never let you go. Until you get too warm, then I'll fill you back up with ice.

Can of Nightmares

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Can of Nightmares
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I'm never opening another can as long as I live.

Pickled Digits

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Pickled Digits
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The nail polish adds a special chemical flavor that you just don't get with Vlassic.