Oh quit complaining, I'll lick that horrified look right off your face.
You best run, that hoagie will put you away for 2-5 years.
Let's not forget that hot dogs are people too. Maybe literally.
You think it's scary out here, wait until you see what I've done to your friends.
You will never understand the horrors that lurk underneath the bun. If only you could see what I've seen.
The horrors he has seen from high in the canopy can never be erased from his mind.
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