This kid is going to be the king of the planet some day, best quit snickering.
I'll just pop a couple eggs and be ready to go!
Now we know where Muscles Glasses gets all those muscles from; maple syrup and log spliting!
Half a kilometer of fine Italian meat. It's like Saturday Night Fever all up in here.
Everyone knows the ass is the tastiest part of the coon. Cheap too!
You need a wider lens for your dog, dawg.
I know this is most likely a Wienerschnitzel chili dog but all I can see is a split Twinkie with a red cake sausage, custard and chocolate. Savory favorite or sweet interpretation? You decide!
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