The World's Largest Pig in a Blanket

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The World's Largest Pig in a Blanket
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I love cocktail parties with gigantic hors d'oeuvres. No one wants your tiny weenies!

Boy, Do I Ever Have Egg on My Face...

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Boy, Do I Ever Have Egg on My Face...
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And here I was, just positive that Lady Gaga's meat dress was really just the leading edge of a full fledged fashion revolution!

Sausage Fire

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Sausage Fire
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Hey man, your bangers are burning!

The Elusive Two Footer

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The Elusive Two Footer
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Would you like some dog with your hot there bro?

That is One Sexy Pizza

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That is One Sexy Pizza
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Hey Croatia, stop poking me with your sausage! I'm not in the mood!

What Are Your Plans Here?

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What Are Your Plans Here?
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You better not have plans to lay that sausage on me. I demand dignity in death!