Look Me in the Pizza and Say That Again

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Look Me in the Pizza and Say That Again
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You are the pizza of my eye, forever you'll stay in my mouth.

Survival of the Fittest

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Survival of the Fittest
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An accurate representation of the volcano that took out the dinosaurs. Looks delicious!

World's Longest Bratwurst

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World's Longest Bratwurst
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I'll just leave this here and let you guys do with it what you will.

Don't Get Cheeky With Me, Pork

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Don't Get Cheeky With Me, Pork
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That reminds me, I'll also take a pound of tongue, thinly sliced.

Ah, Summer

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Ah, Summer
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The season for lengths of meat. And now we know that there are three pounds in a yard! Learning!

Praise Alex

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Praise Alex
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Alex, we thank you for the bounty of thy meats and the blessings you bestow upon the processing plant and the curing vats, Amen.

Porky Pork Butt McPorkersons

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Porky Pork Butt McPorkersons
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Inb4 WASTE OF FOOD STOP KILLING ANIMALS POOR PIGGY!

To that I simply say: NOM NOM NOM.