You are the pizza of my eye, forever you'll stay in my mouth.
An accurate representation of the volcano that took out the dinosaurs. Looks delicious!
I'll just leave this here and let you guys do with it what you will.
That reminds me, I'll also take a pound of tongue, thinly sliced.
The season for lengths of meat. And now we know that there are three pounds in a yard! Learning!
Alex, we thank you for the bounty of thy meats and the blessings you bestow upon the processing plant and the curing vats, Amen.
Inb4 WASTE OF FOOD STOP KILLING ANIMALS POOR PIGGY!
To that I simply say: NOM NOM NOM.
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